Those familiar with dramaric history of Warzone universe, especially stage of early corporate wars know how the hell broke loose: proud scientists, allmighty A.I., unhealthy curiosity...
We all know Imperial Conquistadors reached Nero and found strange tablet, which disturbed Dark Soul. But nobody knew after Imperial expedition two other explorers reached Nero.
Until now...
That's right: two daredevil worshippers of lead and dice staked everything on one card but the risk was worth it. They sacrificed their lives to hobby but thank to this we can finally take a look at face of the very Dark Soul! Behold the Great Devourer, Prince ov Hell or maybe even Azathoth himself! 🤘🏻💀🤘🏻
We know this mystic statue was built by ancient civilisation worshipping forces of Chaos but not much more. Close examination and analysis performed by the best Cybertronic's scientists shows the statue was made of rubber toy filled with plaster, covered by pva glue + sand and then painted with acrylics. But of course these are just rumors - data are classified.
The rumor also says the statue was supposed to be used for the coming Warzone game (Dark Legion vs Cybertronic), and there was supposed to be battle report but SOMEONE decided to sell fully painted army about 2 weeks before the battle and swapping Cybertronic to Mishima... 🙄
Oh well - Dark Soul has been waiting ages to be woken up so I guess it can wait a little bit longer to send Dark Legion against space samurai army.
And in the meantime - some postcards from holiday on Nero:
And some more scale shots - from my painting desk, not Nero...
And the big picture:
See ya in the space! 🤖
Looking at the first photo, without having read the post, our first reaction was: "What the hell...?!". Then we read how (according to malicious rumors) Dark Soul was made and we thought: "But there is some genius here!".
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, as well as for the realization of the terrible obese statue, for the photos, which fit it perfectly into the background landscape; and basically Nero is not so bad with its green hills and blue sky... Do you know direct flights there in the summer?
Welcome to 2023, old sport.
ReplyDeleteTerrifying. Truly terrifying.
ReplyDelete:P
@Rodor: glad you like it mate!
ReplyDeleteAs for the direct frights - I can recommend Ilian Travel Agency: nice people where and you save lots of time teleporting instead flying 😋
@Pig: you are old... 🙄
@Suber: cosmic horror, ain't it? 😏
Niepokojąco kojarzy mi się z Sułtanem Kosmitów.
ReplyDeletePasuje 🤔
DeleteNa ferie będę miał dzieci przez tydzień - może uda się wyskoczyć na Nerona i cyknąć jeszcze kilka landshaftów 😋
Oh Dios! My eyes!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat the fucking fuck do my fucking eyes stare the fuck at !?
Masterpiece, 10 out of 10.
You could quit the hobby today, no regrets. You hardly will surpass this achievement.
The pointing is almost spiderman meme level xD
You know what man? Later pics look on the grayer side of rock yet the 1st pic has a greenish hue that hooked me like a crack pipe. Still, looking at the later pics the stone work is a damn fine one truth to be said.
Dunno which one of both looks is the true color when holding it in hand tho. IKR pics can mess the colors up.
Happy Chinese year of the rabbit. Go eat some noodles bruh \m/
Well apparently on Nero it's year of the horny (and horned) pig right now 😋
ReplyDeleteThanks for kind words javi - it'sdouble appreciated 'cause looks like real life is about to throw bucket of steamy sh!t in my fan very shortly 🤢
You're always played life in expert mode, I'm sure you'll do fine: sh¡t in the fan is a mere tutorial stage 4 you, you'll get thru that blindfolded.
DeleteYou better do OR ELSE. I'm always in for kicking wuss' ass kinda tourism. Keep that in mind. 😎
All the best 👍
Awww... You're cute as fu#k 🤗
DeleteThanks for the support - I'll sure need it about April / May this year 😶